What we're all looking for is someone who doesn't live there, just pays for it.

I learned that you actually have more power when you shut up.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Paintings are too hard. The things I want to show are mechanical. Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine, wouldn't you?

I like to be the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. But usually being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space is worth it, because something funny always happens.

I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so American.

You know it's ART, when the check clears.