Beauty really has to do with the way a person carries it off

Remember, they've never seen you before in their life.

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

The biggest price you pay for love is that you have to have somebody around, you can't be on your own, wich is always so much better.

When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should. Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like. Always omit the blemishes-they're not part of the good picture you want.

When I think about what sort of person I would most like to have on a retainer, I think it would be a boss. A boss who could tell me what to do, because that makes everything easy when you're working.