The wide multitude wanted to seem contrarian. It meant that this type of nonconformism had to be mass-produced.

So today if you see a person who looks like your teenage fantasy walking down the street, it's probably not your fantasy, but someone who had the same fantasy as you and decided instead of getting it or being it, to look like it, and so he went to the store and bought the look that you both like. So forget it. Just think about all the James Deans and what it means.

The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I’ll repeat them after him. I think that would be so great because I’m so empty I just can’t think of anything to say.

Reruns are my favorite things on TV.

It must be hard to be a model, because you'd want to be like the photograph of you, and you can't ever look that way.

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed anyway.