You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things.
The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.
Edward Smith: What do you think is the characteristic of a really nice person? Some people you obviously do like more than others. Andy Warhol: Ummm, well, if they talk a lot. ES: What, and don't make you talk? AW: Yeah, yes, that's a really nice person.
Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?
Wasting money puts you in a real party mood.
When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.