You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back.

Two people kissing always look like fish.

Business art is the step that comes after Art. I started as a commercial artist, and I want to finish as a business artist.

I think every painting should be the same size and the same color so they're all interchangeable and nobody thinks they have a better painting or a worse painting.... Besides even when the subject is different, people want the same painting.

Voyeurism is a director's job description. It's an artist's, too.

You should always have a product that has nothing to do with who you are or what people think about you... so that you never start thinking that your product is you, or your fame or your aura.