You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

I like boring things.

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good-night.

You can never predict what little things in the way somebody looks or talks or acts will set off peculiar emotional reactions in other people.

People are always calling me a mirror and if a mirror looks into a mirror, what is there to see?

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

Empty space is never-wasted space. Wasted space is any space that has art in it.