You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

Bad taste makes the day go by faster.

The moment you label something, you take a step-I mean, you can never go back again to seeing it unlabelled.

I'm seeking out a new way to live and if it's surfing, that's the way I'll do it. I'll be a surfer for the rest of my life.

When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.

I like to work when I'm not working - do something that may not be considered work, but to me it's work. Getting exercise by going to the grocery store.

I don’t know anybody who doesn’t have a fantasy. Everybody must have a fantasy.