The girls in California were probably prettier in a standard sense than the New York girls--blonder and in better health, I guess; but I still preferred the way the girls in New York looked--stranger and more neurotic (a girl always looked more beautiful and fragile when she was about to have a nervous breakdown).

I never met a pet I didn't like.

Pop art is a way of liking things.

You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.

The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I’ll repeat them after him. I think that would be so great because I’m so empty I just can’t think of anything to say.

Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you can’t stop.

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.