The girls in California were probably prettier in a standard sense than the New York girls--blonder and in better health, I guess; but I still preferred the way the girls in New York looked--stranger and more neurotic (a girl always looked more beautiful and fragile when she was about to have a nervous breakdown).

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die

The lobbies are always the best-looking place in the hotel-you wish you could bring out a cot and sleep in them. Compared to the lobby, your room always looks like a closet.

As soon as you stop wanting something you get it. I've found that to be absolutely axiomatic.

The biggest price you pay for love is that you have to have somebody around, you can't be on your own, wich is always so much better.

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

Pop art is about liking things.