The lobbies are always the best-looking place in the hotel-you wish you could bring out a cot and sleep in them. Compared to the lobby, your room always looks like a closet.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.

I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.

I can't give parties. It's so hard. When I want to call somebody up for dinner they think I'm using them or something. I just can't stand it.

I think anybody can take a good picture. My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person doing something unfamous. It's being in the right place at the wrong time.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.