Paintings are too hard. The things I want to show are mechanical. Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine, wouldn't you?

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

I think Chris Burden is terrific. I really do.

You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things.

Switzerland is my favorite place now, because it's so - nothing. There is absolutely nothing to do.

If there's ever a problem, I film it and it's no longer a problem. It's a film.

I think the first photograph I did was a ballplayer. It was a way of showing action or something.