I think they should have movies in restaurants. I can't believe that so many people get together just to sit there. It's so abstract... isn't it abstract? What are these people sitting here watching?

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Photographers feel guilty that all they do for a living is press a button.

A friend of mine always says, ‘Women love me for the man I’m not.’

If I had gone ahead and died ten years ago, I'd probably be a cult figure today.

New things are always better than old things.

When I was in the hospital after I was shot they gave me drugs, but it was so great to get off those.