I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back.

The best museum is Bloomingdales.

I do the same thing everyday. I go to work and paint. I try to turn out as many pictures as I can.

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.

I love the English language just like I love all American things. But I confess that I don't feel confident using complex sentences or big words, hence my famous minimally expressive style - all the "gees" and laconic answers to interviewers. Most of all, I have developed listening as an art form.

But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.