I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back.

Voyeurism is a director's job description. It's an artist's, too.

When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.

People should fall in love with their eyes closed.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

I get so tired of painting. I've been trying to give it up all the time, if we could just make a living out of movies or the newspaper business or something. It's so boring, painting the same picture over and over.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.