Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

[My vision of America is] a good vision. Actually the best is on TV. I wanted to shoot all the pictures off the TV. No one would have known the difference.

I like to be the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. But usually being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space is worth it, because something funny always happens.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

I learned that you actually have more power when you shut up.

The idea of waiting for something makes it more exciting