You could never be an adolescent if you don't look like one.

You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

I've never met a person I've couldn't call a beauty.

Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad.

I'd rather do new stuff. The old stuff is better to talk about than to see. It always sounds better than it really is.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.