I've never made the separation between, say, the museum and the hardware store. I mean, I enjoy both of them, and I want to combine the two.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

Among other things, drag queens are living testimony to the way women used to want to be, the way some people still want them to be, and the way some women still actually want to be. Drags are ambulatory archives of ideal moviestar womanhood. They perform a documentary service, usually consecrating their lives to keeping the glittering alternative alive and available for (not-too-close) inspection.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

New things are always better than old things.

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere.