Day after day I look in the mirror and I still see something

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

If there's ever a problem, I film it and it's no longer a problem. It's a film.

In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all.

The idea of America is so wonderful because the more equal something is, the more American it is

Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed anyway.