Day after day I look in the mirror and I still see something

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

Switzerland is my favorite place now, because it's so - nothing. There is absolutely nothing to do.

The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it's much more exciting.

If everyone isn't beautiful, then no one is.