Art is what you can get away with.

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

Reruns are my favorite things on TV.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

I'll bet there are a lot of artists that nobody hears about who just make more money than anybody.

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.

Don't think about making art.