Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.

People are always calling me a mirror and if a mirror looks into a mirror, what is there to see?

You can never predict what little things in the way somebody looks or talks or acts will set off peculiar emotional reactions in other people.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.

What I was actually trying to do in my early movies was show how people can meet other people and what they can do and what they can say to each other. That was the whole idea: two people getting acquainted.