You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things.

People in uniform always look so great.

Even beauties can be unattractive. If you catch a beauty in the wrong light at the right time, forget it. I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery.

Photographers feel guilty that all they do for a living is press a button.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

People's fantasies are what give them problems. If you didn't have fantasies you wouldn't have problems because you'd just take whatever was there.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.