Even beauties can be unattractive. If you catch a beauty in the wrong light at the right time, forget it. I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery.

Art is what you can get away with.

I never met a pet I didn't like.

An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.

The best museum is Bloomingdales.

Reruns are my favorite things on TV.

I am a deeply superficial person.