I've never met a person I've couldn't call a beauty.

I really hate heights. I always like to live on the first floor.

Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star.

Look poor, think rich.

Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, "So what." "My mother didn't love me." So what. "My husband won't ball me. So what. "I'm a success but I'm still alone." So what. I don't know how I made it through all the years before I learned how to do that trick. It took a long time for me to learn it, but once you do, you never forget.

The teachers liked me. In grade school, they make you copy pictures from books. I think the first one was Robert Louis Stevenson.

What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.