Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star.

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.

My ideal city would be one long main street with no cross streets or side streets to jam up traffic. Just a long one-way street.

Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?

You should always have a product that has nothing to do with who you are or what people think about you... so that you never start thinking that your product is you, or your fame or your aura.

That's the hard part of overdosing on cherries-you have all the pits to tell you exactly how many you ate. Not more or less. Exactly. One-seed fruits really bother me for that reason. That's why I'd always rather eat raisins than prunes. Prune pits are even more imposing than cherry pits.

Traveling makes time go fast. So maybe traveling in space will give people time.