If something's going to happen for you, it will, you can't make it happen. And it never does happen until you're past the point where you care whether it happens or not. I guess it's for our own good that it always happens that way, because after you stop wanting things is when having them won't make you go crazy.

Everybody does the same thing over and over again. I like to do the same thing every day.

It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.

I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

I think Chris Burden is terrific. I really do.