I don't want to be smart, because being smart makes you depressed.

I think kids should go to high school until they're 30. No, really, because people are staying younger now and there's nothing to do. If you stayed longer, then it would be really great.

I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece.

Wasting money puts you in a real party mood.

And your own life while it's happening to you never has any atmosphere until it's a memory.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

When you stop wanting something, you get it.