Nutty people are always writing me. I always think I must be on some nutty mailing list.

Those who talk about individuality the most are the ones who most object to deviation, and in a few years it may be the other way around. Some day everybody will just think what they want to think, and then everybody will probably be thinking alike; that seems to be what is happening.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

The only time I ever want to be something is outside a party so I can get in.

Romance is finding your fantasy in people who don't have it.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all.