Any girl who was a lady would not even think of having such a good time that she did not remember to hang on to her jewelry.

A kiss on the hand may feel very, very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever.

I always say that a girl never really looks as well as she does on board a steamship, or even a yacht.

I once witnessed more ardent emotions between men at an Elks' Rally in Pasadena than they could ever have felt for the type of woman available to an Elk.

I've never known a Philadelphian who wasn't a downright 'character'; possibly a defense mechanism resulting from the dullness of their native habitat.

The wrong side of the tracks is livelier.

There is a serious defect in the thinking of someone who wants - more than anything else - to become rich. As long as they don't have the money, it'll seem like a worthwhile goal. Once they do, they'll understand how important other things are - and have always been.