with a mental equipment which allows me to tell the difference between hot and cold, I stand out in this community like a modern day Cicero. Dropped into any other city of the world, I'd rate as a possibly adequate night watchman.

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.

Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.

A kiss on the hand may feel very, very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever.

Today there are no fairy tales for us to believe in, and this is possibly a reason for the universal prevalence of mental crack-up. Yes, if we were childish in the past, I wish we could be children once again.

The wrong side of the tracks is livelier.

If we have to tell Hollywood good-by, it may be with one of those tender, old-fashioned, seven-second kisses exchanged between two people of the opposite sex, with all their clothes on.