I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

I don't like diabolism so I stay away from things like Clockwork Orange. I think diabolism is awfully childish. I don't even want to see The Godfather. I couldn't stand seeing that horse's head cut off. I wouldn't mind if it were Marlon Brando's.

On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any other public conveyance since the stagecoach.

Memory is more indelible than ink.

Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minit its hot and the next minit its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.

Tallulah [Bankhead] never bored anyone, and I consider that humanitarianism of a very high order indeed.

I've always loved high style in low company.