The wrong side of the tracks is livelier.

There's nothing colder than chemistry.

I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.

I always say that a girl never really looks as well as she does on board a steamship, or even a yacht.

In any service where a couple hold down jobs as a team, the male generally takes his ease while the wife labors at his job as wellas her own.

I don't like diabolism so I stay away from things like Clockwork Orange. I think diabolism is awfully childish. I don't even want to see The Godfather. I couldn't stand seeing that horse's head cut off. I wouldn't mind if it were Marlon Brando's.

Any girl who was a lady would not even think of having such a good time that she did not remember to hang on to her jewelry.