The only sexism involved in the Miers nomination is the administration's claim that once they decided they wanted a woman, Miers was the best they could do. Let me just say, if the top male lawyer in the country is John Roberts and the top female lawyer is Harriet Miers, we may as well stop allowing girls to go to law school.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.

Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.

Republicans are afraid to act in accordance with the election results. Republicans seem to be in denial about election results. It's one thing for Democrats to be in denial about the Republican electoral juggernaut, but it's strange that Republicans are in denial about it too.

If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country.

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.

How about a new game show called 'Battle Begala?' Contestants would pick any obscure bad thing that happened anywhere in the world, and Paul would have 10 seconds to explain why it is President Bush's fault.