When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.

I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much

Frankly, I'm getting a lot of great publicity.

If liberals were prevented from ever again calling Republicans dumb, they would be robbed of half their arguments. To be sure, they would still have racist, fascist, homophobe, ugly, and a few other highly nuanced arguments in the quiver. But the loss of dumb would nearly cripple them.

My hobby (politics) has become my life. I have the greatest life imaginable. I think I have a greater life than anyone in the universe, in fact.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.

Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.