I never wanted to be famous and the only part I like is that it means people are reading my books and listening to me on TV and radio.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

Well, before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start.

The idea that making an activity legal would reduce its incidence is preposterous. This is exactly like the Clintonian statement about wanting to make abortion 'safe, legal and rare.' The most effective way to make something 'rare' is to make it illegal.

I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?

Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.