I don't think we [the USA] need more troops. I think we need to be less worried about civilian casualties.

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.

I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'

It's really hard to be a black Republican. I see what they go through. It's a good little trick the entire mainstream media has pulled by describing Republicans as "Racist! Racist! Racist!" and then turning around and laughing at us for not having more blacks in our party.

I'd pretty much debate anybody. I prefer to debate smart liberals. I'm not saying this about Stephen Colbert but, unfortunately, the most famous liberals generally aren't the smartest ones. I have a list of the smarter liberals I recommend.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.