Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

There's been another mass shooting by a crazy person, and liberals still refuse to consider institutionalizing the dangerously mentally ill.

One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds like the sort of thing you'd get at Windows on the World - if it still existed.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

...the definition of swiftboating is: producing irrefutable evidence that a Democrat is lying.

You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?

I don't think I have an unkind word for any.Except Muslims. I've been cross with them since 9/11 2001. I can't remember why but it was something bad.