Yet, when Republicans were finally able to push through tough policies on crime and welfare which they'd supported for decades, they were magnificent successes for the entire country, but especially for black people. Release us, and great things will happen!

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

Back when they supported segregation, Lott and Thurmond were Democrats.

Whenever a liberal begins a peevish complaint with a throat-clearing equivocation like, "Of course, we all agree," your antennae should go up. This is how liberals couch statements they assume all Americans would demand they make, but which they secretly chafe at.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

But all liberals only have empathy for the exact same victims - always the ones that are represented by powerful liberal interest groups.

Obviously, I'm a fan of satire. I'd debate anyone, but it would have to be the actual person. That would be my only hesitation about debating Stephen Colbert. If he were playing a character, it wouldn't really work.