Until you can intelligently articulate the other side's position, you are not an adult. You are a liberal.

You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?

Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.

Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.

NBC's The West Wing is an icon for bad stories; Gitmo is a place where we keep an eye on evil, dangerous people who want to kill us.

The left’s idea of “science” is that we should all be riding bicycles and using the Clivus Multrum composting latrines instead of flush toilets. Anyone who dissents, they say — while adjusting their healing crystals for emphasis — is “afraid of science.”

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.