Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

I'm a problem-solver, and you're welcome.

Unfortunately, proof of a Jefferson-Hemings liaison was as fanciful as Professor Ellis' war service.

...liberals said the war was a failure because we hadn't captured Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Then we killed al-Zarqawi and a half-dozen of his aides in an air raid. Then they said the war was a failure because ... you get the picture.

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.

I am not the first to note the vast differences between the Wall Street protesters and the tea partiers. To name three: The tea partiers have jobs, showers and a point.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.