Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe. Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever [Jimmy] Carter says, as quickly as possible.

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it.

It's really hard to be a black Republican. I see what they go through. It's a good little trick the entire mainstream media has pulled by describing Republicans as "Racist! Racist! Racist!" and then turning around and laughing at us for not having more blacks in our party.

The Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do Liberals

Only a war that serves no conceivable national interest gets the New York Time's endorsement. Liberals warm to the idea of American mothers weeping for their sons, but only if their deaths will not make America any safer.

Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.