Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe. Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever [Jimmy] Carter says, as quickly as possible.

This is the difference between conservatives and liberals. Liberals want justices to vote a certain way. We, conservatives, want a particular legal philosophy, a philosophy for how to interpret the Constitution.

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

Liberals love to strike generous, humanitarian poses with other people's lives.

The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic.

Back when they supported segregation, Lott and Thurmond were Democrats.

I wouldn't know all that I do about history, if I spent my time watching cartoons and other TV shows.