There's never a recession if you work for the government.

Frankly, I'm getting a lot of great publicity.

Yet, when Republicans were finally able to push through tough policies on crime and welfare which they'd supported for decades, they were magnificent successes for the entire country, but especially for black people. Release us, and great things will happen!

I don't think I have an unkind word for any.Except Muslims. I've been cross with them since 9/11 2001. I can't remember why but it was something bad.

NBC's The West Wing is an icon for bad stories; Gitmo is a place where we keep an eye on evil, dangerous people who want to kill us.

You will find liberals always rooting for savages against civilization.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.