I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

If you want to find the cool, anti-establishment rebels who don't answer to The Man on college campuses today, you have to go to a meeting of the College Republicans. They are rebelling against at least 99 percent of their professors.

In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.

Back when they supported segregation, Lott and Thurmond were Democrats.

My track record is pretty good on predictions.

If Mexican farm labor is so much cheaper, maybe we should be growing our fruits and vegetables in Mexico. There's absolutely no reason to import Mexicans to do something they could do at home and then sell to us. I believe this is what economists call "competitive advantage".

Because of all our presidents, Barack Obama is the one most likely to be descended from a slave trader, since Kenya had a major slave-trading port, and the Muslims were heavily involved in the slave trade.