Everything that liberals want they call a civil right. This avoids them having to argue about it and puts the halo around the issue.

On one hand, liberals are enraged at the heinousness of Mark Sanford - whom they didn't vote for - for not resigning and, on the other, they're enraged at Palin - whom they also didn't vote for - for resigning.

Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe. Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever [Jimmy] Carter says, as quickly as possible.

That is [liberalism's] goal - to destroy the family... [liberals] just made up this gay marriage thing gays are natural conservatives.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.

Democrats don't resent the rich on behalf of the poor. They resent the rich on behalf of the government.