I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

If Mexican farm labor is so much cheaper, maybe we should be growing our fruits and vegetables in Mexico. There's absolutely no reason to import Mexicans to do something they could do at home and then sell to us. I believe this is what economists call "competitive advantage".

I never wanted to be famous and the only part I like is that it means people are reading my books and listening to me on TV and radio.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.