Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.

I never wanted to be famous and the only part I like is that it means people are reading my books and listening to me on TV and radio.

Britain makes it absolutely, blindingly clear that it is liberal social welfare policies. And they have turned a good chunk of their native population into animals. They are absolute animals. They are not humans with free will. They eat, they screw, they drink.

A 1990 study by the (liberal) Progressive Policy Institute showed that, after controlling for single motherhood, the difference in black and white crime rates disappeared.

As Bush said, after detailing some of Saddam Hussein's charming practices: “If this is not evil, then evil has no meaning.” It's not as if anyone is worried that we're making a horrible miscalculation and could be removing the Iraqi Abraham Lincoln by mistake.

The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.