Some jobs are so dirty you can only send in someone who has the finely honed hatred of liberals acquired at elite universities to do them.

There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.

The infernal flag-waving after 9/11 nearly drove liberals out of their gourds. For the left, 'flag-waving' is an epithet.

The question isn't whether we 'need' guns. It's wether the government should have a monopoly on force

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Because of all our presidents, Barack Obama is the one most likely to be descended from a slave trader, since Kenya had a major slave-trading port, and the Muslims were heavily involved in the slave trade.

The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.