[Liberals] think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control.

His pomposity is overshadowed only by his rank stupidity

I never sought to be a pundit, or on TV, or a writer-it just kind of came to me. If you just keep doing what you want to do, you wind up doing precisely what you want to be doing. Don't resist how life bats you around.

There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them - but they're narcissistic. They need people to love them.

The only subject fewer authentic Americans cared about than the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo was World Cup Soccer. America is an epic global battle with ruthless savages who seek our destruction, and liberals are feeling sorry for the terrorists.

Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.