Talking to liberals is much more fun now that we have Lexis-Nexis.

If Hitler hadn't turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

You never run into a fundamentalist Christian as intolerant of - take anything, you know, homosexuality as a liberal who has just found a lit cigarette in a nonsmoking section.

You can describe Christianity and you can also describe liberalism. Christianity has certain beliefs, tenets, doctrines. Not all Christians are always living up to them. Similarly, not all liberals are living up to the tenets of liberalism.

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.