Talking to liberals is much more fun now that we have Lexis-Nexis.

I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions...

I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady from running for Senate.

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.

The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic.

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

Some jobs are so dirty you can only send in someone who has the finely honed hatred of liberals acquired at elite universities to do them.