It was not lost on Osama bin Laden that it only took 18 dead in Somalia for the Great Satan to pull out. It should not be lost on Americans that this is what the Democrats are again demanding we do in Iraq.

In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend.

Liberals believe in burning the American flag, urinating on crucifixes, and passing out birth control pills to 11-year-olds without telling their parents -- but God forbid an infidel touch a Quran at Guantanamo.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal.