Being anti-war in Hollywood was an act of bravery on the order of the keynote speaker at a PLO dinner making jokes about Ariel Sharon.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

Republicans have reached out so much to black Republicans because it's part of our tradition. Blacks have been in this nation longer than most other Americans with the possible exception of white Anglo-Saxon Protestant. The first blacks in Congress and the first black Governor were all Republicans. It was Republicans who fought the Civil War over slavery and who introduced the Civil Rights legislation over the next hundred years.

Strom Thurmond the only segregationist anyone can name. Meanwhile, the Democratic Party had former Klansmen, members of a terrorist group that was lynching and murdering black people. That was an outgrowth of the Democratic Party.

As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.