The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

Unfortunately, proof of a Jefferson-Hemings liaison was as fanciful as Professor Ellis' war service.

Even if evolution were true, it wouldn't disprove God. God has performed more spectacular feats than evolution. It's not even a daunting challenge to a belief in God. If you want something that complicates a belief in God, try coming to terms with Michael Moore being one of God's special creatures.

The only question I'd be interested in is what books other celebrities have read recently, which is part of my campaign to promote reading.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

Contempt is the emotion we feel for an opponent whose arguments are too formidable to refute.