The most dangerous action a woman can take when faced with a criminal is to resist with her fists: That tends to annoy violent criminals, and the woman will very likely be seriously injured. But a woman who takes the advice of Handgun Control Inc. and passively submits is 2.5 times more likely to be injured than a woman who resists with a gun. So if you don't want to lie back and enjoy it, get a gun. Otherwise you may never become a mom.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much

Public school teachers are the new priesthood while traditional religion is ridiculed and maligned.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

Americans cannot comprehend how their fellow countrymen could not love their country. But the left's anti-Americanism is intrinsic to their entire worldview. Liberals promote the right of Islamic fanatics for the same reason they promote the rights of adulterers, pornographers, abortionists, criminals, and Communists. They instinctively root for anarchy against civilization. The inevitable logic of the liberal position is to be for treason.