Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

In the corporeal world, international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is.

I'm thinking of writing a book on national health care. It will be 2,000 pages, and you'll have two hours to read it.

[The media's] fantasy of an America bristling with racists allows them to portray any criticism of our massively incompetent and dangerous president as just another sad episode of oh-so-typical white racism.

The only sexism involved in the Miers nomination is the administration's claim that once they decided they wanted a woman, Miers was the best they could do. Let me just say, if the top male lawyer in the country is John Roberts and the top female lawyer is Harriet Miers, we may as well stop allowing girls to go to law school.

If Americans loved judicial activism, liberals wouldn't be lying about what it is. Judicial activism means making up constitutional rights in order to strike down laws the justices don't like based on their personal preferences. It's not judicial activism to strike down laws because they violate the Constitution.

As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.