Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

Contempt is the emotion we feel for an opponent whose arguments are too formidable to refute.

I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal.

I'm thinking of writing a book on national health care. It will be 2,000 pages, and you'll have two hours to read it.

Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic. That's why liberals promote policies to break up families. Every social malady is a victory for the left. A couple gets divorced and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!" A child is born out of wedlock and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!" A person gets addicted to drugs and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!"