Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.

[The media's] fantasy of an America bristling with racists allows them to portray any criticism of our massively incompetent and dangerous president as just another sad episode of oh-so-typical white racism.

Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.

If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.